Beer Run

B double, E double R U N beer run B double, E double R U N beer run All we need is a ten and fiver A car and key and a sober driver B double, E double R U N beer run A couple of frat guys from Abilene Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen At the Kpei swine and sworay dance They wore baseball caps and khaki pants They wanted cigs so to save a little money They got one from this hippie who smelt kinda funny And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry And pretty thirsty tooo B double, E double R U N beer run B double, E double R U N beer run All we need is a ten and fiver A car and key and a sober driver B double, E double R U N beer run Found a store with a sign said, "Their beer was coldest" So they sent, in Brad, 'cause he looked the oldest He got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Layed his fake ID on the counter top The clerk looked and turned and looked back up And stopped and said, "Boy, I'm not gonna call the cops But I'm gonna have to keep this card" The guys both took it pretty hard B double, E double R U N beer run B double, E double R U N beer run Oh, how happy we would be Had we only brought a better fake ID B double, E double R U N beer run They found this another old hippie named Sleepie John He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song So they gave him all the cash, he bought 'em some brooze Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz They were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime The crowd was cool and the band was prime They made it back up front to their seats just in time To sing with all their friends "The road goes on forever and the party never ends" B double, E double R U N beer run B double, E double R U N beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and key and a sober driver B double, E double R U N beer run B double, E double R U N beer run