Shade: The Rusical

In the city of drag queens There's a fine line between being shady and being a lady This is Penny, which will she choose? I just got off the bus I don't drink or eat or cuss You're new in town It's time to knuckle down Start swimming to the top before you drown Who are you? We are the pageant queens (Oh, fancy) we're elegant machines In gowns we strut We don't need corny smut (what?) Let's hold back and see which way she leans Who are you? We are the comedy queens (Oh, cute) humor always justifies the means While she's there telling a joke (look!) I'm right behind you poke (oh!) So, don't listen to them 'Cause there just full of beans (literally!) Who's that? Wait! She's the shady queen horrid queen no one wants to see her On her own all alone no one wants to be her Listen up pretty pup She's on her way to six feet underground Yes and nothing nice nothing good ever goes her way so Miss "Off the bus" stick with us even Ru would say so Who? Rupaul! Oh! Turn around We are the better queens The safer queens, the lighter queens, the brighter queens The wiser queens, advisor queens The ones who you should stick with Penny, you really wanna be a star? Yeah, I do! No! Don't do it! Don't girl! She's got testicles! I've seen them! She's a man with one eye no! There's a hole in your heart There'a place in your soul, a passion so strong it makes your blood boil All your dreams come alive all your wishes will grow If you take a swig of this fish oil Drink for me Oh, I'd really like to, but I shouldn't I- Drink for me! But I do want to be a big, big star Drink for me! Don't do it! Don't do it! Drink for me! You'll lose it! You'll lose it! Well, I'm gonna be the greatest star And nothing and no one's gonna keep me down And you, and you, and all of you I'll make you love me Don't do it! Don't do it! Oh, I can't get it open Here! Don't do it! Don't do it! Watch me be your star All T all shade Thanks to fish oil, our good little Penny became one bad Penny But, she got her fame Because I'm the biggest star And I'm going far Just a miracle in front of you Oh, and if you don't believe I will show you, I'll teach you I'll school you, I'll beat you And punch you and crunch you I'll take you and make you thank me When you love me That's how you do it back rolls Did you see what she said to me! Back rolls! Heard it! Can you believe, can you believe she even said that Yes, she really did Oh, yes she really, really went there Well I'm not gonna stick around And be a part of her show But you have to! Girl, the paycheck! Oh, right, mhmm No, I'll never love anyone else like I love myself Oh no, no, no, no I'll never love anyone else Ai dios mio! The's going down! Too much fish oil! Now's our chance! Watch us rise to the top 'cause we're the fresh fish on the scene We're the new girls in town we're stepping right over this queen She's been throwing some shade and now we don't give a damn Take away her fish oil and there ain't nothing left there, man Woo! Center stage Another chapter time to turn the page And finally, I'm the star No, I'm the star! No, I'm the star! No, girl! Oh, the shade, the shade of it all Look at yourself shady ladies You should be ashamed of what you've become, oh I never thought that you would do this So, let me remind you of just one thing Take each other's hands and come together 'cause We are each other's family all Two million, six hundred, three thousand, fourty sisters This is our land and we are the queens Time to take a stand and come together (we come together) 'Cause we are each other's family (we're all family) All two million, six hundred, three thousand, fourty sisters (many queens) This is our land and we are the queens (So, even if you're a pageant queen) Or a comedy queen Or a fishy queen A shady queen, or just a big damn girl We are a family Back rolls!