Daddy / The Itsy Bitsy Stripper

"Daddy"

This, uh, first song goes pretty deep. It's called "Daddy"

Um, at least it's, uh, a family song

Daddy! You abandoned me!

Daddy! You sold drugs to me!

Punches are not hugs to me!

Ah, it's no "Elderly Prostitute"

Bobby, you said you talked to him!

Um, I did. Kinda. But then he wiped our record clean!

Daddy! You're my enemy!

My enemy! *sobs*

My enemy!

You are my enemy!

My enemy!

No, don't

My enemy! Oh. Oh, sorry

It's just me, just me

My enemy!

You, you, you!

The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper

The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper climbed up the brassy pole

Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul

Weave your web of your sexy web

Weave your sexy web around me

Weave your web, weave your naughty web

Around my body, my beautiful body

My beautiful legs, my beautiful torso

Weave that web around me