I Don't Know Him

Who, him? I don't know him But if he wants to see the sash, then I'm happy to show him You can look but you can't touch I'm sure you understand You see, the reigning champ protects the sash from falling into lesser hands There must be some confusion You don't know me And if I wanna see the sash, then I'll ask you to show me Or better yet, I'll win the sash You'll be in second position When I take first place in Johnny Teatime's Be Best competition Dang, Splendib This guy's acting like he knows you I Don't know I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him We don't know one another (Well, you act like you do) No, I swear that we don't But I got nothing to prove I've never been to Cat Valley Heard it's nice in the summer I'm here to take home the sash That's probably a bummer For you guys No? I Don't know I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him Sorry, I guess I must've misheard you To win the sash from me is not what you're allowed to do You see, the Be Best competition is for youthful souls And folks like you cannot compete because you're too old Did he say old?