Vampire Money

Well, are you ready, Ray?

Yeah

How 'bout you, Frank?

Oh, I'm there, baby

How 'bout you, Mikey?

Fuckin' ready

Well, I think I'm alright

One, two, three, four

Three, two, one, we came to fuck

Everybody party till the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun

And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) When you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) Play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) Play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money, come on

Oh, you look like somebody I used to know

Well, three, two, one, we got the bomb

Everybody hurry till the taxman comes

Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun

And get your finger on the trigger, tap the barrel of the gun

Hair back, motherfucker, jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) When you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) Play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) Play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money, come on

Ah, fuck yeah

That's right

One, two, three, four

Well, three, two, one, we came to fuck

Everybody party till the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun

And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) When you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) Play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) Play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Gimme, gimme some of that vampire money, come on

I sure like the way, I sure like the way you're looking at me

Come on

Come on

I sure like the way you're looking at me right there

Come on

I sure like the way you're looking at me there, there, there

Come on, on, on, on, on

Oh, what? I'm sorry I couldn't hear ya, our music's way too loud

Gonna have to turn it down a little, sorry