Your Mother's Got a Penis

That's right you know what I'm saying Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke Summit funny to say when I was havin' a smoke I first heard off this bloke there's fuckin' rumor going 'round Your mothers reputation is not sound she's saving up her penny's To make them into pounds to have an operation swap her gender round It's a shock to me and it's a shock to your mother got a beard Sandles and a penis too it don't look right see when she's walking Down the street to see her ball bag jigging to the beat, I said Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right your mother's got a penis In Internet rooms or computer main frames there's lots of females Bite your mothers blue veins not the ones in her legs Or the backs of her arms but the ones remember she hid in the gown She walks around proud with her short dress on which sometimes Exposes the tip of her dong often it's dripping and sometimes it's dry No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye I thought I had to tell you and I put it in a letter but I thought Fuck that a song is much better the only way to do it To really let you know I can prove it cos' I gave it a blow It was purly accidental cos' she got me really drunk And she made me kiss her elephant trunk you know why? That's right your mothers got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis That's right your mother's got a penis When she walks down the street then she walks like John Wayne I just see her pissing standing up again it don't make no sense When you see hidden here and there she got a cock and balls With real pubic hair with a single eye that sometimes weeves Since she's lyin' on her bed then she rubs it on the sheets Saw her rub against the door or the back of your neck If your mother's around then you make her double check I hate to tell you with all due respect take your mother To the doctors cos' her front bum's recked you know why? Your mother's got a penis (Come on Wembly) Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis) Your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air Wembly) Your mother's got a penis That's right your mother's got a penis Your mother's got a penis (Yeah!) Your mother's got a penis (Wembly arena!) Your mother's got a penis (I can feel the electricity! Come on!) Your mother's got a penis That's right your mother's got a penis For the 18th week running, the UK Rap group The GLC hold the number one position of the U.S billboard chart With another smash hit, 'Your mother's got a penis' Come here boys, have you never seen a woman with a cock before? Come here, come on look at it bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you come here, a woman with a cock tiny Yeah, it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis