I got a lush suntan from Ibiza, spent a week in Holland just to smoke the reefer. Drank all the booze on a fucking world cruise, but there's one holiday that I'm yet to choose. It ain't the Alps or the Barrier Reef.Talking about turkey, talking about cheap teeth. That's right, you heard what I said. A short break, book to change the shape of my head, cause it's been on fleek for quite a while.Hashtag Ryanair, turkey teeth, new smile. Check the Google review before I book online. Massive, white and chunky, fucking sublime.When I fly back into customs, all the customs gonna freeze. Come home from holiday looking like the fucking Bee Gees.So this year I'll tell Cal and Keef, I'm sacking off Spain for turkey and cheap teeth.

Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, bright and white, you could see them at night.Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, shiny on the outside but fucked underneath.

I'm known for drinking, smoking and always getting caned, and having wonky teeth that are nicotine stained.I saw a TikTok of Katie Price and realised that looking good requires sacrifice. I got a loan from the bank, got on a plane, they better be ready for Adam Hussain. I thought if this goes as well as intended, next time I book to get my tinkle extended.Cause it's not just teeth, they do nips and turks and turn a dick into a fanny for a few hundred bucks.But make sure you explain before they operate, cause things get confused when you try to translate.I came round and it had all gone south, they took my teeth out of my head and turned my bum into a mouth.I should have known, but that's not the worst part, cause now I have to brush my teeth every time I fart.

Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, bright and white, you could see them at night.Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, shiny on the outside but fucked underneath.

Planes, trains and automobiles, I goes to Turkey cause they got the best deals. Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, thought it was steak but it's just corned beef.

All the dentists in Newport are full, so I flies from Cardiff airport to Istanbul.I got turkey teeth to impress a wife, now I look like Esther Ranston off her last life. Wouldn't look out of place in his pants on Love Island,a mouth like the child of P. Diddy and Ryland. Some people say I look like Lewis Capaldi, but I got the most expensive teeth in Aldi.I only ever brush my teeth twice a week and now I sound Chinese on a whistle when I speak. And it's twice as much that you'll have to pay to get teeth like these done in the UK.These turkey teeth will only last a few years, so I gotta start saving for new veneers.Walked into the pub and was greeted with cheers, it was kinda bittersweet now I can't afford the beers. Dripping my tits up from my trainers to my head, with my Instagram incisors I got from the med, brighter than the sun. Every time I smile it's cause I got a mouth full of Tesco value tiles.I look immense when the moon hits my smirk, you'll be seeing the after image two days later in work. And I've signed an autograph down the local shop, cause everyone thought I was Jurgen Klopp.

Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, bright and white, you gotta see them at night.Turkey teeth, turkey teeth, shiny on the outside but fucked underneath.