Hello Neighbor: What's in Your Basement

Hey there, neighbor Can I come inside? Come on, neighbor Whatcha got to hide? I'm not one for get-togethers And I don't like social calls Just imagining me making friends Makes my skin begin to crawl Hold on, neighbor One small favor Let me in your house Something exciting Waits inside the basement Gotta see the basement tonight No one but me can See inside my basement I'll never, ever show what's inside Can I see what's in your basement? Howdy, neighbor Think I found your glue What's up, neighbor This belong to you? I don't want to be your neighbor Or to see you sneak around If I find you breaking in my house I will put you in the ground Whoa, there neighbor Home invader Sounds a little harsh What kind of secrets Wait inside the basement? Gotta see the basement tonight Word to the wise to Stay out of my basement I'll never ever show what's inside Can I see what's in your basement? Maybe if I just Probably not Or I could try to That all you got? You can't keep me out I'll find a way (Can't you just go away?) Good night, neighbor Close your eyes and sleep Sweet dreams, neighbor Hope your dreaming deep 'Cause I've gotta see your basement Gotta know what waits within Could it be a secret treasure trove? Or a deadly den of sin? Wake up, neighbor Don't delay There's someone in your house Finally I'm going Down into the basement Bet that basement's really a sight One more door between me And the secret basement Let's open up and see what's inside Inside my neighbor's basement Can't let him get inside my secret basement Inside my neighbor's basement Gotta keep it all outa sight (yeah, yeah, basement) Don't get any closer Stay out of my basement I'll never ever show what's inside Time to see what's in your basement