Once in a dream I was a candy machine
And all of my friends
I covered with chocolate ice cream
And jelly beans
When I awoke nobody spoke
Everyone was frozen
I took them upstairs
And put them in my frigidaire
Along with the greens and things
I keep them in my tupperware
Then I went back downstairs
Thinking of when I was thaw out my friends
I decided never
Now that I'm old and covered with mold
I'm thinking of things
Like frozen friends and jelly beans
And the candy machine
La, da, da, da
La, da, da
La, da, da, da
Aren't you glad you're not my friend?
