Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Long ago when I was five I snuck in the kitchen late at night And ate a donut with a maple glaze My father asked who ate the snack I said that it was my brother Jack And Jack got grounded for 14 days I've lived with that guilt All of my life And the terrible vision That I had that night No, please I don't want to go back!!! (HAHAHAHAHA) Down, down thy soul is cast From the Earth whence forth ye fell The path of fire leads thee to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Welcome back to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream You are having A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now And now I've gone and done it again(rectus!) I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!) I left my mission companion All alone (Spookytus!) Oh god how could I have done this to you?! (Deus!) How could I break rule 72? (Creepyus!) And now my soul hath just been Thrown- Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Down, down to Satan's realm See where you belong There is nothing you can do No escape from Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! You blame your brother for eating the dounut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?! You're a dick! Jesus, I'm sorry! Jesus hates you This we know For Jesus just told you so You remember lucifer He is even spookier! (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Minions of Hades Have you heard the news? Kevin was caught playing hooky! Now he's back With all you Catholics and Jews It's super spooky-wooky I'm sorry lord it was selfish of me To break the rules Please I don't want to be In this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream (Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!) Genghis Khan Jeffery Dahmer Hitler Johnnie Cochran The spirits all surround you Spooky, spooky, spooky!! I started a war and killed millions of Jews! I slaughtered the Chinese! I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse! I got O. J. freed! You think that's bad I broke rule 72! (Hoh!) I left my companion I'm way worse than you! I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! (Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!) (Ahh) Oh Heavenly Father Please give me one more chance I won't break the rules again! I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! Welcome, welcome, to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! You are never waking up from Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Oh please help me Father! Please let me wake up! (Down, down thy soul is cast) Give me one more chance, I won't let you down again!(From the earth whence forth ye fell) This must be it, you must be there You must be in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!