Poor Unfortunate Souls (feat. Rachel Potter)

Poor child, poor sweet child! Who are you? Don't be scared - We represent someone who can help I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells!" ("Ursula, please!") And I help them Yes, I do Oh... But there is one more thing We haven't discussed the subject, of payment (But... I don't have any...) Oh I'm not asking much What I want from you is your voice If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate SOUL! Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Sing Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah (keep singing) Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah