Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy I'm like gonna cry, I got tears coming out of my nose Mad props, he's the campus catch You're a perfect match 'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov Future's taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me Four carats, a princess cut Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see When he gets down on one knee Omigod, omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple This one qualifies Omigod, you guys Omigod, this is happening Our own homecoming queen and king Finally, she'll be trying on A huge engagement ring for size Omigod, you guys Omigod Okay, everybody signed? Good, now form a line And we'll start the engagement parade Light candles in single file, don't forget to smile Lose the gum, Kate, you look like the maid (sorry) Now, prepare to serenade (shh) Omigod, omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (shh) If there ever was a perfect couple This one quali- (shh) Omigod (guys, I'm serious) Elle and Warner were meant to be Not once ever has he hit on me (shut up) They're just like that couple from Titanic Only no one dies Omigod (Two, three, four) Daughter of Delta Nu Soon to be fiancée Now that a man chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard-earned wage And so he does not roam Strive not to look your age Still in your hour of need Let it be understood No man can supersede Our sacred bond of sisterhood Omigod, omigod, you guy- Guys, she's not here Bruiser, where is Elle? (Barks) She doesn't have an engagement outfit? (Barks) She's totally freaking out? (Barks) She's trapped in the old valley mill? (Barks) Oh, oops, sorry The Old Valley Mall Omigod, guys, emergency Don't take the freeway (hey, wait for me) No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize Omigod, you guys Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod Omigod It's almost there, but This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can't come right out and say bride Can't look like I'm desperate or Like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So bride is more implied (there she is) Omigod, omigod, you guys All this week I've had butterflies Everytime he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes Omigod, you guys (omigod) So help me dress for my fairy tale Can't wear something I bought on sale Love is like forever, this is no time to economize Omigod, you guys Blondes make commissions so easy Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in, it's perfect for a blonde Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk? Uh-huh But the thing is You can't use a half loop stitch on China silk It'll pucker And you didn't just get this in Because I saw it in last May's Vogue Omigod, omigod, you guys I'm not about to buy Last years dress at this year's price Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde I may be in love, but I'm not stupid Lady, I've got eyes Omigod Elle Woods, sorry our mistake Courtney, take your break Just ignore her, she hasn't been well Try this, latest from Milan, go on, try it on I take care of my best clientele It's a gift from me to Elle Omigod, omigod, you guys This one's perfect and it's just my size See, dreams really do come true You never have to compromise Omigod Omigod, omigod, you guys Let's go home before someone cries If there ever was a perfect couple This one qualifies 'Cause we love you guys No, I love you guys Omigod, omigod Omigod You guys Omigod!