Hey, hey, hey Nerd Girl

Don’t be shy

Don’t try to hide that lazy eye

Cuz I don’t care about the acne on your face

And I got the same William Shatner tee-shirt

In the closet back at my place

Nothing gets me hot like Star Trek, Baby

That space shit is sexy as hell Just the sight of a Tribble or a Klingon

Bring on notions of emotions too blue to tell

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Nothing gets me hot like Star Trek

Baby, C’mon!

Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme Nerd Love

I’m getting all weak, ‘bout to freak wanna geek out to you

Excuse me. But contrary to what you might think-

I am not a (quotation mark fingers) “nerd.”

Okay, when you just used quotation mark fingers right there it was like the naughtiest thing I’ve ever seen. You gotta do it again

No, just because I wear sweater vests and just because I have

An intimidating knowledge of the secondary characters in the Twilight Vampire book series does

Not make me... the N-word

No, it does- but it’s cool, it’s hot

Your dweebiness is Fresh, girl, it makes wanna just, like...

(KATRINA begins to wheeze. JASON thinks that she is fuck- panting, so he starts to growl.)

Yeah, just like that, mm...

No it’s (wheeze) my asthma

(KATRINA turns around to suck on some inhaler.)

Hey Nerd Girl, listen please

Don’t you try to disguise that nervous wheeze

It don’t deter me a bit

In fact, I’m digging on it

Because

Nothing’s quite as rad as asthma

Baby

It’s as cool as lung disorders can be

There’s something kind of criminal

‘bout taking hits off an inhaler

That appeals to the bad boy in me

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nothing’s quite as rad as asthma, Baby, c’mon!

Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme Nerd Love

Cuz just a peek at your physique got my beaker shrieking with steam Scotty, Scotty, beam me up

Nothing gets me off like Nerd Girls

Baby, baby, baby, I just gotta admit

Sure, Daphne had the tits and the hair

But that don’t compare to Velma’s acerbic wit

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nothing gets me off like

Nerd Girls, Mamma, come on-

(KATRINA lays one on JASON. They break apart. A moment where JASON is all like: “The fuck was that?!”)

Give me Nerd Love

Give me, give me the Nerd Love

Give me Nerd Love

Cuz you’re pretty and you’re neat

And I think it would be sweet

If we could hang together, you and me, together

Yeah, Yeah

Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love

Gimme Nerd Love

Cuz nothing gets me hot like Star Trek, Baby (Ah)

And Nothing’s quite as rad as asthma, Baby (Ah)

And Nothing gets me off like Nerd Girls, Mamma (Ah)

C’mon, C’mon

C’mon, C’mon

Yeah