Undateable

Most of my life, I was undateable If love was a game, I was unplayable I didn't want it that way, I liked plenty of guys But I was not a romantic entity in their eyes I was the weird nerd, the one with glasses I was the overachiever, top of my classes I was the awkward loner eating lunch in the corner I was the kid who got picked last in soccer practice Followed the rules, no skirts above the knee But to be totally honest there wasn't much to see And I began to believe I was worthless and ugly because Nobody wanted to fuck me But see In a world where a girl's source of self esteem Is being pretty enough to star in your wet dreams Well her relationship status really matters to her If she doesn't have it it's like she has no identity I lived through the fragility of my own name Till I found respectability in my own brain We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell I said We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell Number one question for an undateable chick Do I really have to settle for an inflatable dick? (Ugh) As time went on I found the answer to that question My discovery was really rather depressing All of a sudden in college everyone wanted to fuck All of a sudden acknowledged I was a prospect to fuck All of the problems I had with confidence I thought that I could Stop by fucking lots of people now that people think I'm hot (Woo) But it was not the panacea to my issues Cause dudes had me feeling used like a pack of tissues Stay and chat for a second, jeez, I just banged you And I don't get a last name or even a thank you? Damn! Hooking up's way too easy But getting them to stay and maybe date you? Beats me I ain't even needy I don't need the exclusivity Who'd have thought attractiveness could lead to negativity? You know what I think? I think you're scared of me You're scared of girls with my level of mental clarity We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell I said We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell Then there's the racists, that stuff's fucked up Saying shit that just leaves me dumbstruck Like, I ain't tryna be your geisha girl cumslut And Asian vaginas aren't sideways you dumb fucks! God! This shit drives me insane Cause nothing's changed, I'm still hating the dating game Maybe I shouldn't complain, I've got it okay I don't have time for a guy cause I'm writing all day I wrote my way out of extremely low confidence Before I rapped I had completely no consequence Honest to god I wanna make competence popular Onto the populace, turn the commoners to philosophers. And notwithstanding all the problems we constantly face Autonomous women's ambitions will fall into place I'm confident that we undateables will make it Break the internet with our brains, no need to get naked Cause We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell I said We are, Miss Undateable We are, just unfazeable Nobody wants us, we do it ourselves Nobody wants us, we're giving them hell