Self-Proclaimed Psychic (feat. Schaffer the Darklord)

You are standing in the presence of greatness, take a chair, I got you I, the world's greatest psychic, Reigen Arataka Am here to save you from your spirits and such Unbelievably powerful and just fearless enough I am idolized by Espers, mocked by skeptic adults Call me a phony and fraud all you want, but check my results I've cured a One-Click Curse with my Sorcery Crush Defeated a biker boss with my BANISHING SALT PUNCH! This is but one of my many special attacks I'm a pro at the con in confidence I'm packing in stacks And I've got a secret weapon that'll solve any job A validly talented adolescent named Mob And sure, I overwork him and I call him an idiot But I care for the kid, at least that bit is legitimate I guess my greatest gift's the difference that a mentor can make And not successfully selling suckers the oil of a snake I'm the world's greatest psychic - And I am his sidekick Providing exorcisms at competitive prices He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness But all of his clients find his abilities specious I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special? You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level Ok, if you say so - CHEESEBURGER TORNADO! I make a couple bucks an hour taking most of his caseload Going to school, acting a fool in front of all the girls (Damn) Wanna be cool, but follow the rules and watch my life unfurl (Huh) Gotta be fit, I go to the gym, it makes me wanna hurl (Bleh) But I got a job and I got a boss, the best in all the world (Yeah) That's right, I'm a part time employee For a manager I find only slightly annoying I get paid minimum wage for the spirits I eradicate Some people never get that even after they graduate He validates my talent when he lets me assist Although I know my expertise is only second to his It's the outlet for my powers that I've missed, and if you resist My massive psycho wave you're getting decked by his fist We're an epic team, getting rid of monsters in your closet Though I wish he'd let me add an extra chashu to my ramen You could say it's unethical, what we sell is corrupt But hey I'd rather go to work than do telepathy club I'm the world's greatest psychic - And I am his sidekick Providing exorcisms at competitive prices He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness But all of his clients find his abilities specious I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special? You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level Guess I'm kind of a novice - Anti-Esper Dropkick! But watch me throw down when I walk in the office We're the world's best psychics, the masters of mind tricks Providing exorcisms at competitive prices He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness But all of his clients find his abilities specious I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special? You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level Ok, if you say so - CHEESEBURGER TORNADO! I make a couple bucks an hour taking most of his caseload