Make a New Friend

Make a new friend (try to remember) - remember the name (it rhymes with september) Not a new trend (but Everyone's different) - always the same (but i know we're different) Birthdays (saturdays) - handshakes (hand grenades) Big hugs (eating cake) - everyone's a fake Cementing relationships - oh what a bore Cementing relationships - what are friendships for I know stuff (i said i'd remember) - you know stuff (what's there to remember) Useless fluff (i think it rhymes With september) - knowing stuff just sucks Not what i know (it's who you know) - but who i know (robo afro) And that's why we go (to secret shows) - to Our little shows Cementing relationships - oh what a bore - cementing relationships What are friendships for - cementing Relationships - voicemails i can ignore Cementing relationships oh what a chore All the old bones are gathered here inside my living room Smiles and wine are filling up all of my empty time What do i think that's not a skeleton In my walk in closet i have got them dangling Mnemonic devices (try to remember) - for remembering names (rhymes with september) A squirrel is a squirrel (No faker than strangers) - but a human just ain't the same This is my friend (best friends) - from long ago (from long ago) I know his name now (what's his name) - because He's at my show Cementing relationships - oh what a chore - cementing relationships My friend dan on bass guitar - cementing Relationships - oh (hey!) what a c(b)hore Cementing relationships - what are friendships for