The Seahorse Song

Here's the story of a seahorse named Sadie Who loved a seahorse whose name was Brady And wanted him to carry her babies All 1,500 Ain't that crazy? Their courtship was a daily dance Took her a week to ask for the chance And finally Sadie the lady asked Brady if maybe He'd carry her babies And he said "YASS QUEEN" Oh Sadie and Brady glide through the sea They move from reef to reef Holding tails as they ride the waves Together forever, forever and always But one sad day The current had its way And separated their loving tails Sent poor Sadie out with the big blue whales And she tried and tried, and tried to swim But swimming's hard for fish like them After all, they have small fins And Sadie that lady Died of exhaustion She left him pregnant, all alone And lonesome Brady glides through the sea He moves from reef to reef No tail to hold and ride the waves Alone for all those days until Lonesome Brady had those babies All 1,500 ain't that crazy And every fry looked just like Sadie He felt love again And he was happy And one day in the carpool line This seahorse, she was looking fine Her name was Kadie and she had 1,500 babies of her own They fell in love right then and there Forever now they get to share 3,000 little seahorse babies Man that's enough to drive a fish crazyyy Oh Kadie and Brady glide through the sea They move from reef to reef Holding tails as they ride the waves Together forever Forever and always