Plastic

Dinosaurs, they made petroleum Petroleum, it makes plastic And 70% of earth is ocean But 40% of that is plastic Leo Baekland you were too good Cause your product's way better than wood We thought that plastic Was so fantastic But this is drastic It's wreaking havoc Cause it's harmful when it melts It's turning earth to hell Tell me what's the point in wealth If we don't have our health Turns out that plastic Ain't so fantastic For us In the food chain, up it goes It got stuck in a turtle's nose Why are we such trashy hoes Let's make products that decompose Leo Baekland you were too good Cause your product's way better than wood We thought that was plastic Was so fantastic But this is drastic It's wreaking havoc Cause it's harmful when it melts And it's clogging ocean swells Tell me what's the point in wealth If we don't have our health Turns out that plastic Ain't so fantastic, for us The sand is plastic The coral is plastic Regina George was mean and bad when she was plastic Where's Cady Heron Destroying plastic No really we need someone this is not sarcastic 1,000 years to breakdown Unlike this 8 count break down We thought that was plastic Was so fantastic But this is drastic It's wreaking havoc Cause it's harmful when it melts It's turning earth to hell It'll drown that little frog trapped inside that keurig pod Tell me what's the point in wealth If they don't have their health Turns out that plastic Ain't so fantastic, for us For us For us, yeah Reduce, reuse, recycle Reduce, reuse, recycle