Your Ol' Rural Urinal

When I am In the city And I urinate I ruminate that I'm in the country I don't like Urban places When I pee and wee-wee I prefer wide open spaces Your Ol' Rural Urinal Makes me feel so magical Ev'ry single minute That I'm pissing in it When I am In a big town It feels stoic I dream of bucolic scenes all around I get a High and a rush When I pull the lever I forever love that soothing flush Your Ol' Rural Urinal Must be a true miracle It fills me with such bliss When I use it to piss Don't want a Slick city urinal Because I like them Down-home plain and simple When I need To take a leak The country side where the view is far and wide is what I seek I us'lly Don't ask for much But your urinal is wonderful it's got that magic touch A big toilet bowl is not my goal Since it make water gush From more gallons per flush Your Ol' Rural Urinal Must be a true miracle It fills me with such bliss When I take a piss