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Gip Bwok
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There's a little room for my bum
That I call the fartitorium
It's where I go when butt gas flows
So those vapors can go up my nose
Those fumes make my olfactory
Feel groovy and satisfactory
But too much of the aroma
Inhaled may put me in a coma
You should always care
For your derriere
Your bum is your chum
Make it feel welcome
When you're lonesome talk to you butt
After your bum toots ask it 'say what?'
Or after a fart say it's smart
After a toot say 'very astute'
For alas, your ass is not crass
It passes gas but it has got class
If you hear noise come from your bum
It is just trying to sing and hum
If you feel whiny
Talk to your hiney
If you're in a slump
Converse with your rump
You should never fuss
And should never cuss
At your glorious
Gluteus maximus
If you think that your butt smells bad
It's prob'ly from the food that you had
If it stinks and gives you a frown
Remember that it lets you sit down
If you feel like taking a dump
You'll be happy that you have a rump
It's fun to strut and spin around
Chasing your butt just like you're a hound
You should not spank it
But instead thank it
Let's throw some parties
For our fine farties
You should never fuss
And should never cuss
At your glorious
Gluteus maximus
Writer(s): Gip Bwok
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