First time in dress shoes, and you slip
New guy puts his thumb in the petri dish
Son you did some sloppy science
Now the samples can't be trusted
You've set this lab back years
You've halted the march of progress
You did some sloppy science
Now the samples can't be trusted
You've set this lab back years
You've halted the march of progress
Hard to choose a career, when you're bad at everything
Pay shit rates, get shit labor
I should've started a chemical fire
Son you did some sloppy science
Now the samples can't be trusted
You've set this lab back years
You've halted the march of progress
You did some sloppy science
Now the samples can't be trusted
You've set this lab back years
You've halted the march of progress
Kid you soiled the sample
A decade of collected data
Fuck you at $12.50 an hour
I should've started a chemical fire
I should've burned this place to the ground
First time in dress shoes and you slip
New guy puts his thumb in the petri dish
Stained lab coat with weed pin
New guy dragged off of the premises
Hard to choose a career when you're bad at everything
