Mean Mr. Mustard (Esher Demo)

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark tryna save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Savin' up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Shelly works in the shop

She never stops, she's  go getter

Takes his out to look at the queen

The only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene

He's such a dirty old man

Such a dirty old man

Hey, mean Mr. Mustard

Such a dirty, dirty

Mean Mr. Mustard

Such a dirty, dirty

Mean Mr. Mustard

Such a dirty, dirty man

Ah, you gotta put out, can't here

I grip you, I grip you, I

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark tryna save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Savin' up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

He's such a mean old man

Such a mean old man