Man & Dog

When a man has a dog in the city Man needs to walk in the park Take a little stroll by the riverside Smoke a cigarette there in the dark Living in the city Man living with a dog And a man has to carry him a plastic bag on his person at all times When a dog dumps on the sidewalk, walking away is a crime Living in the city Man walking with a dog A man likes living in the city (city!) But a man has to find some work Walking with a dog is a kind of a Job make you feel like a fool and a jerk Living in the city Working like a dog Work out Dog likes living in the city In the city there's a lot of other mutts Checking in front, checking in back, no ifs no ands just butts Living in the city Dog checking on a dog Its a pretty good way to meet a woman If a woman is walking a dog you just say What's her name? How old is she? Its easy like rolling off a log Checking out a woman Man acting like a dog But when a man has a fight with a woman A man needs to go for a walk Walking with a dog is easy, he listens he don't talk Talking to a dog Talk to me! (Woof woof!) Walking with a dog in the winter in The wind in the rain in the snow is a drag Its hard as hell to keep a cigarette Lit and get the shit in the plastic bag Living in the city Man walking with a dog When a man has a dog in the city (city!) (city!!!) A man needs to walk in the park Take a little stroll by the riverside Smoke a cigarette there in the dark Living in the city Man living with a dog Woof, woof... woof, woof, woof!