Buttman

He is chic and wears tights Likes high heels and sometimes bites He loves dancing and cooking shows Speaks French and reads romantic prose Buttman! He likes leather and cosmetics Hair removal and diuretics He is the chief Butt professional Loves all that is intestinal He is not demanding with an ass And even endures the collateral gas He likes them bald, he likes them hairy He likes them tiny, fat or smelly He doesn't mind overtight assholes Nor if they have hemorrhoids or moles He is the chief Butt professional Loves all that is intestinal He is not demanding with an ass And even endures the collateral gas He inserts foreign objects in his ass And has a lifelong anal pass Buttman also wishes he was a cat To lick his own balls And his penis better look at