Bad Mutha Fucka

I'm laying in bed With a lit cigarette Can't say if last night Was a blonde or brunette Megawatts is on the phone Keeps blowing me up And there's three shots of whiskey In my coffee cup I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh (Hehehehe) I'm a bad mutha fucka (I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe) I can polish off a bottle In the blink of an eye I can drink all night And not pay a dime Just to soon kick your ass As I take a piss Fuck, even Chuck Norris Don't want none of this I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe) I can pick up any chick I meet at the bar I can even take the one Right off of your arm I got a woman at home Got a kid on the way I got a girl in New York And four more in L.A. I'm a bad mutha fucka (Mutha fucka, hehehe) I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe) (Hahaha) I got hookers by the hand Four-five at a time But they're the ones paying me By the end of the night Pimps hunt me down And try to get the cash And then me and Samuel Jackson Bust a cap in their ass We're bad mutha fuckas (H