Drunk as a Skunk

Well I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I like to drink and I like to unwind, Like drink with my friends and have a good time I'm on an alcohol only diet and I can drink beer faster then you can buy it All my girlfriends keep walking out on me Cuz every time I take them out it's to the ABC I aint never held a job for more then a month I don't call in sick, I call in drunk Nothin' like drinkin' a beer while your pissin' If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missin' I like gaggin' and heavin' and throwing up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I don't care what I say or do When I've had a few beers and a shot or two I'm about tore up from the floor up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I like slurring my words when I talk I like it when people have to help me walk I like to get drunk and I like to get loud Looky here motherfucker I'm drunk and I'm proud I like to get drunk and embarrass myself I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell I like gettin' drunk in public and gettin' locked up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I don't care what I say or do When I've had a few beers or a shot or two I'm about tore up, from the floor up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck Drunk Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way I'm so damn drunk that I cant see I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be My doctor tells me I need to quit I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck Cuz when I die I'm gun be happy and drunk I don't care what I say or do When I've had a few beers or a shot or two I'm about tore up, from the floor up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I don't care what I say or do When I've had a few beers or a shot or two I'm about tore up, from the floor up I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck