Another Like You

You were smokin' on a cigarette Talkin' about the deficit Putting all them wild boys down Like a drunken Monalisa Or the leanin' tower of Pisa You're hanging off the edge of town I overheard Afghanistan Is safer than a minivan Left me wonderin' what to do You're like a four leaf clover I just had to come on over I've never seen a woman like you You were fallin' like the Alamo Drinkin' fast and talkin' slow Lookin' like it's time to go home Well, you're hitting on that stripper 'Cause you can't afford to tip her Or just afraid of being alone You was openly frustrated You said Dylan's over rated For singing tangos up and blues I don't know what I was thinkin' I can feel my heart a-sinkin' I never seen a fellow like you And ain't that the way we do it's true We fall for the first one How come it always ends up The worst ones Well, you're probably a democrat Why, what the hell is wrong with that? Nothing if you're Taliban Oh, I see Well, I bet you slept with half the south Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth? Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan? More than you paid or your boots Oh, shouldn't you be purgin'? Well, you're probably still a virgin I can't believe you're not on the view Let's get another round It's lookin' like we're trouble bound I have never seen another like you Ain't that the way we do, it's true You take the breath from me It seems like you are bound To be the death of me Oh, well, a couple hours later We were in the elevator And makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde We were dizzy from the love we found Throwin' up and goin' down Lord, it's been a hell of a ride I'm a-having trouble breathin' I probably should be leavin' Well, I'm up in room 402 I gotta hand it to you There's a chance I'm gonna screw you Oh, I have never seen another like you I don't know if it's forever But I'm glad that we're together I have never seen another like you