Have I Got a Deal For You

(Michael p. heeney, jackson leap) Well you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain A kind of guy who likes to shop around Well I got me this old heart That I'm putting on the market And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down Chorus: Have I got a deal for you A heart that's almost like brand new And I'll let it go so cheap You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through Have I got a deal for you Well you could search the whole world over And never find another like it It's got a built in lifetime guarantee It's a one time only offer And darling once you've tried it You're gonna fall in love with it you'll see Repeat chorus