Now, I'm 39, right? And I still love rap music

I love rap music (woo!) yoh, I love it!

You know am 39, I'm at that age man, I've been lovin' rap music forever

And I as I get older, I realise I'm gonna love rap music when I'm 80, 90

Pretty much whichever music was playing when you started getting laid

You gonna love that music for the rest of your life

So I'm always gonna have a soft spot for Whodini, you know what I mean?

That's just me, now I love rap music

But I'm tired of defending it

Because you got to defend rap music, man

Because people always say, "That's not music, that's not art, that's garbage!

How can you listen to that garbage? How can you listen to that trash?"

And in the old days, it was easy to defend rap music

It was easy to defend it on an intellectual level

You could break it down, intellectually, why Grandmaster Flash was art

Why Run-D.M.C (woo) was art, why Whodini was art in music

You could break it down intellectually, okay?

And I love all the rappers today, but it's hard to defend this shit

It's hard, man, It's hard to defend, "I got hoes in different area codes"

On an intellectual level, It's hard to defend, "Move bitch (get out the way)"

Well, as you can see, there's a bitch in his way

That he needs to move! Thus, the term, "Move bitch, get out the way"

You need to open your eyes so you can get the bitches out of your way!

My favorite song right now is impossible to defend

It's impossible! We should all be ashamed of ourselves for liking this fucking song Lil Jon

You know that shit

"To the window, to the wall

To the sweat drip from my balls"

To the sweat drip from my balls! Skeet skeet skeet skeet!

And you know what's real wild? You go to a club

You see girls dancing to that shit, loving it! "To the sweat drip from my balls!

To the sweat drip from my balls!

To the sweat, to the sweat, to the sweat drip from my balls!

From my balls! Skeet skeet! From my balls! Skeet skeet! To the sweat, to the sweat!

My balls (woo), my balls!"

You know what's wild I feel sorry for the guys that gotta pick a wife out of this bunch

"Uh, daddy, where'd you meet mommy?"

"Oh, she was singing about balls at a club, skeet skeet skeet!"

That's why people always say rap music is a misogynistic and it's degrading to women

But what I realized, man, is women that like rap don't give a fuck

Women that like rap don't care what they're saying

If the beat's alright, she will dance all night

Women don't give a fuck (woo), the nastier, the better

I see girls on the floor dancing to the nastiest shit ever made

Just on the floor, like, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

I put a dick in her ear, a dick in the ear

Dick in the ear, dick in the ear

Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye

Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye

Blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch

And you know what's wild?

If you mention to a woman that the song is disgusting and misogynistic

They all give you the same answer, "He ain't talking about me!"

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Now put a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear

"He said your name!"

"No he didn't"

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick