Fake

I can't believe

What my girlfriend did today

She screamed so loudly

Then she turned away

Why did she cut me down to size?

She left me wondering

Can I do right?

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So, baby, tell me now

Do I need to measure?

'Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat

Felt a disgrace

She looked so beautiful

Love on her face

Feeling stupid all on my own

I put it down to experience

'Cause now I've grown

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So, baby, tell me now

Do I need to measure?

'Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake

It's quite uncanny

'Cause my favorite film is, When Harry Met Sally

Now we're finished, there's no way

That we're ever gonna be okay

Don't want to be a fake

How low can I go?

You might find me reading Cosmo

But when I've finished

You know that you're gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

Gonna wanna be with me

Got a girl on my sofa, yeah

Getting undressed

I gotta know, can I deliver?

'Cause I'm feeling stressed

Now what am I gonna do, is the game up?

I've got the goods, is that enough?

There's almost nothing left to say

So wish me luck, not gonna run

The final countdown has begun

Not gonna see or hear them laughing my face

What am I gonna do now the game's up?

Can't get her off, that's kind of rough

She better not tell my mates today

So, baby, tell me now

Do I need to measure?

'Cause I'm feeling under pressure

I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't want to be a fake