Song of the King

OK, Joseph, let me show you how we rock n' roll in Egypt, sir! Here we go! Well, I was wandering along by the banks of the river When seven fat cows came out of the Nile, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah And right behind these fine healthy animals Came seven other cows—skinny and vile, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah Well, the thin cows ate the fat cows Which I thought would do them good, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah But it didn't make 'em fatter like Such monster supper should, oh no Well, the thin cows were as thin as they had Ever, ever, ever been Well, this dream has got me baffled Hey Joseph, won't you tell me what it means? Well, you know that kings ain't stupid I don't have a clue Don't be cruel, Joseph Help me now, I beg of you! Well, I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh-huh Oh, they were beautiful, Jo! They were ripe, they were golden, and you guessed it Right behind 'em came up seven other ears Tattered and torn, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah Well, the bad corn ate the good corn Man, they came up from behind, yes they did, oh no Now, Joseph, here's the punchline It's really gonna blow your mind baby—flip your lid! Well, the bad corn was as bad as it had Ever, ever, ever been Well, this dream has got me all shook up Treat me nice, Jo, tell me what it means! Hey, hey, hey Joseph Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh, baby? What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean? Whoa, yeah! Well, I understand the bit about the corn, Pharaoh But if you could just give a second about the cows Hey, hey, hey Joseph Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh, baby? What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean? Whoa, yeah!