Blues of the Month Club

It's the first of the month, it's about that time I step out to the mailbox, knowing what I will find Oh, there's a note from the landlord saying I'm overdue And a bill from the doctor, but I still got the flu Oh, there's an always electric, water and gas I can tell that my paycheck, it just ain't gonna last One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up I'm a member in good standing Of the Blues of the Month Club Of the Blues of the Month Club I got a letter this morning from my first ex-wife There's not enough money to get her out of my life And the woman I'm loving, she's a doin' me a wrong Our June wedding has been postponed That's the same story, I heard in last May I don't understand it, why she treats me this a way One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up I'm a member in good standing Of the Blues of the Month Club Of the Blues of the Month Club Hey, yeah-yeah I wrote a book on how to fail As I expected, it was no sale One thing I'm sure of, my dues are paid up I'm a member in good standing Of the Blues of the Month Club Of the Blues of the Month Club January's here, it's gonna be a cold New Year A February would be fine if I had me a Valentine March, April, May and June, something a better happen soon July, August and September, not one good day to remember I'm glad, oh, I'm glad October's over, Octobers over