Too Drunk to Drive Drunk

I said I got off work, we need a heavy round A couple games of pool, just a wind on dime I was ready to leave, couldn't find my keys The bartender says he's got them They're staying here with me 'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time) I know you must have did it a million times before You ain't driving outta here like this no more I looked at my car, my car looked at me We can't go nowhere, the bartender's got my keys You mighta driven drunk outta here before Drivin' otta here like this no more Too drunk to drive drunk this time I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time) I know you must have did it a million times before You ain't driving outta here like this no more I said I went back in to have another round Play some more pool, try to wind down Am ready to leave, couldn't find my key Bartender says he's got them Staying here with me 'Cause I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time) I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time) I know you must have did it a million times before You ain't driving outta here like this no more I was (too drunk to drive drunk this time) Yeah, baby (too drunk to drive drunk this time) I know you must have did it a million times before You ain't driving outta here like this no more Thank you and good night