Dirty Epic

Sweet in winter Sweet in the rain Shake well before use She said, "You never touch me anymore this way" Connector-in Receiver-out You let me in through the backdoor Ride the sainted rythms on the midnight train to romford Ride the sainted rythms Sweet in winter Sweet in the rain Shake well before use She said, "You never touch me anymore this way" (Oh no) Connector... (You're a) Connector... I'm so dirty And the light it blinds my eyes You're oh so dirty And the light it blinds my eyes Here comes christ on crutches ...ten cents to boot... ...check him undercover... ...huh? who else- "Call me wet trampoline," She said today But i was too busy with my head Shake well before use She said, "But you never touch me anymore" I was busy listening for phonesex Coming through the back door In her skin tight trunks And we all went Mental And dancing ...ah yes, did you get in... ...tell the others did you get in... ...look in the dirty erotic fantasy... ...huh... ...hey... ...big thoughts... I get my kicks on channel six... To the off-peak electricity And the light blinds my eyes And i feel dirty Hey-ohhhoooooo-ohhh And the light blinds my eyes And i feel so Shaken in my faith Here comes christ on crutches And here comes another god (here comes another god) Like a buffalo thunder with a smell of sugar And a velvet tongue and designer voodoo But i got phonesex to see me through The emptiness in my 501s Freeze dried in my new religion And my teeth stuffed back in my head I get my kicks on channel six... I get my kicks on channel six The light it blinds my eyes And i feel so dirty (I feel so dirty) Here comes christ on crutches (Here comes christ on crutches) I will not be confused (will not be confused) You left me confused I will not be confused (with another man) ...dirty dirty dirty... ...second fizzles... ...suck on cockroaches... This pressure of opinions Lighten up Listen to your eyes you said But all i could see was doris day And a bigscreen satellite Disappearing down the tubehole in farringdon st. With whiplash-willy the motor-psycho And the light it blinds my eyes And the light it burns my eyes I get my kicks on channel six...