Just Did a Bad Thing

I just did a bad thing I regret the thing I did And you're wondering what it is Tell you what I did I did a bad thing I'm having a bad day It's turning into a bad year All the things I'm supposed to do And the places I'm supposed to go Are canceled Hey, what's the name of this game? How do you play it? And how long does it take? How many times is the game going to change? Hey, help me out of this place Out into the real world Where maybe things can go my way Oh, everything goes my way Oh, everyone knows my name Having a bad dream I wonder what this bad dream means I wonder if I'm sad I wonder if I'm glad If I'm just having a sad, glad dream It's a sad, bad, and bad, glad dream And I won't get mad about the dream If you promise to believe in me It's a sad, bad and mad, glad scheme It's the best scheme I have And that's bad enough for me And I won't get sad if you don't Seize how mad, glad my schemes can be Just did a bad thing I've ruined everything And I've let the things I ruined ruin me Hey, what's the name of this game? How do you play it? And how long should it take? (a-oh) How many times is the game supposed to change? (uh) Hey, get me out of this place Out into the real world Where maybe things can go my way Oh, everything goes my way Oh, everything goes astray Just did a strange thing Now everything's pink