I Have Friends (feat. Rachel Bloom & Ava Acres)

I have friends, I definitely have friends No one can say that I do not have friends I have friends, I definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, time To meet my friends I'm Patti LouAnn Jason, and I'm super into Dance Dance Revolution! Girl with mustache! Boy with port wine stain Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school I have friends, I definitely have friends! Oh yeah! I have friends, I definitely have friends Objectively, I can say that I have all the friends I have friends, I definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, time To meet my friends I'm Paula! Darryl! Lady who hit your car! Friend of friend from law school...? Grocery clerk with half an eyelid! We have friends, we definitely have friends, no one can say that we do not have Friends We have friends, we definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends We have all the friends Cool!