Cuphead: The Musical (feat. Markiplier, NateWantsToBattle & MatPat)

You've all probably heard the rumors About this plucky little fella named Cuphead He's coming to collect on our deals with the Devil And we need to stop him Hey, he's coming this way, so beware Say, let's shoot him right out of the air, ha-ha-ha I could put him on icing myself And we, three veggies, won't be so good for his health Let's just smash him Whack him with a trout, aah! We could thrash him And then pull his insides out We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him die We're gonna kill off Cuphead With a big goodbye We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him pay His debt to the Devil Is coming due today Just wait till I get my wings on that Cuphead I'd love to chip his china I'll see that his life is cut short While I call the cops to come be support Why not give him the ride of his life? Then shink that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife Let's use science And arm ourselves for war Sky high violence Is what Cuphead has in store We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him die We're gonna make him fish food I said we'll make him fry We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him pay His debt to the Devil Is coming due today One, shift of the stars, and the tide is sure to turn Two, bad Cuphead's about to lose big Three, heads will hunt him till Cuphead feels the burn Four, the rest of his headlining years They call me King Dice, 'cause that's who I am A Royal pain who's diabolical plan To close some contracts needs a sucker, or two So, come on, Cuphead, kid, I'm talking to you Come, shake my hand We got a deal? Good, 'cause now, it gets real You agreed to my game, and you lost You accepted the odds, now you'll cough up the costs Don't screw with me, kid, or I swear I'll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware Scare him Scorch him Let's liquify his brains Taze him Touch him And then bury his remains We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him die It's his final curtain And the end is nigh We're gonna kill off Cuphead We're gonna make him pay His debt to the Devil Is coming due today Is coming due today Is coming due today Is coming due today Is coming due today