It's My Belly Button

I can't believe we've lived to be this old And somehow we have never seen this hole A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding It's time that we unwrapped this gift Let's bring back the male midriff It's my belly button, my belly, belly button I won't pretend like it's nothing 'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something Something I want to show to you You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval I bedazzled it I made a nugget dip. Taste it! Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet Potting soil. Random seeds Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree These are gonna get massive And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases The fact is, we're helping the planet's health Wait, we carbon offset ourselves So... We can cruise around in a big SUV And these tree's allow us to ride separately Let's continue this conversation On our inefficient gas-powered phones Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children It's my belly button, my belly, belly button I won't pretend like it's nothing 'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something Something I want to show to you It's my belly button, my belly, belly button I won't pretend like it's nothing 'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something Something I want to show to you