High Class White Trash

Nothin' like a sample of perfume at the bottom of a purse To cover up the Pall Mall reekin' from your shirt Or a little Bloody Mary for a headful of hurt Nothin' like a fresh coat lipstick painted on bright And you can say the kinda sh- that mama wouldn't like Even makes a potty mouth seem ladylike We maybe lean a little too much on Maybelline Our thighs rely on skin-tight jeans All it takes to be a beauty queen is a coffee can full of cash We're just high class white trash, high class white trash They say it's a man's world, and it can make you feel small But a pair of red high heels'll make you stand tall Show a little leg, and you got 'em by the balls, y'all We maybe lean a little too much on Maybelline Our thighs rely on skin-tight jeans All it takes to be a beauty queen is a coffee can full of cash We're just high class white trash, high class white trash I can't even find the Natural Light beer anywhere They didn't even know what it was, they never heard of it They were tellin' me they had somethin' like Red Star What the hell is Red Star? The American dream, hey, all you ladies, don't you love it? (Hell, yeah) Well, let's raise a glass to makin' somethin' out of nothin' (woo) With champagne taste on a Natty Light budget We maybe lean a little too much on Maybelline Our thighs rely on skin-tight jeans All it takes to be a beauty queen is a coffee can full of cash Yeah, we lean a little too much on Maybelline Our thighs rely on skin-tight jeans All it takes to be a beauty queen is a coffee can full of cash We're just high class white trash, high class white trash Louis Vuitton's that were made in Hong Kong High class white trash