Bargain Shopping

Hey Mr. Clerk What's your refund policy For returning past lovers of poor quality I'm tired of things breaking I'm buying the next one with a warranty, and This one's for sale This one's an upgrade This one has been put on layaway This one comes with batteries I don't work for commission just salary So make a choice And take some time Cause the next one you choose May be the last time May be the last time Remember this Remember that Remember all those times I had to take you back Remember this Remember that My refund says I get the last two years back Black Friday came twice this year I was lookin' for a deal Or a steal But when you shop the clearance aisle You're taking a gamble on a sale worthwhile And when you get home and you finally see The florescent lights were playing tricks on me They made you look so trendy Something worth spending All my time on Remember this Remember that Remember all those times I had to take you back Remember this Remember that My refund says I get the last two years back Remember this Remember that Remember all those times I had to take you back Remember this Remember that My refund says I get the last two years back