Detected hostile activity

Threatening local longevity

Festering protagonist depravity

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Nobody's worth it, it's a miracle

Insentience the god-given oracle

Stop it, you're making me hysterical

It's known, it's known, it's known

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Here comes the Flood, here come the DomZ, here come the fascists, here come the goombas

Coded by hand, immortal as underground gods stirring from slumber

What is your name? What are your hopes? What's your phone number? What would you die for?

To be respawned, start of the game, paying your dues to the luckiest centaur

Creation of the leisure economy

Man's man-made mortal enemy

Only two bars till you're onto me

So it goes, it goes, it goes

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Wishbone, wishbone, wishbone

Here comes the Flood, here come the DomZ, here come the fascists, here come the goombas

Coded by hand, immortal as underground gods stirring from slumber

What is your name? What are your hopes? What's your phone number? What would you die for?

To be respawned, start of the game, paying your dues to the luckiest centaur

Centaur, centaur

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, we love you

Centaur, centaur, we love you