The Poop Song

You're a poopy girl and you're pooping real hard And you're pooping now like a movie star and Your bowel movements make me horny When you're taking a dump, you know it smells real bad But I like the smell, it really makes me glad and I just wish you'd let me watch you And I fantasize about the way you look When you're on the can and you poop, poop, poop And I bet you look like a queen on that toilet And sometimes when you walk into a public bathroom I'll follow you into the stall next to you and Stare at your ankles while we're squeezing out mud monkeys And I keep a log of every time you poop I write it all down in my little brown book And sometimes I worry about your regularity So I slip a little fiber in your cup each day I want your poop to come out okay And those big ones hurt my asshole too Your poop Your poop Your poop Your motherfucking poop Your poop Your poop Your poop Your motherfucking poop And I dream about this perfect world Where we poop together then flush then swirl And we watch it go down those drains And I know it probably will never happen Maybe we'll meet someday in poop heaven And share a cold one while we're squeezing out a hot one Your poop Your poop Your poop Your motherfucking poop Your poop Your poop Your poop Your motherfucking poop Yeah