Brennan Is a Dick

I know a guy who thinks he's really fly I know a dude who thinks that he's the height of cool He buys nice bourbon and drinks it all himself Makes fun of you if you can't reach the top shelf He's an avid vegetarian Rabid pedestrian Saving the world by drinking himself sick We all know that Brennan is a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Bums a smoke from you with a pack in his hand Says he'll pay for you and then he changes plans He's rolling in that white boy money Paying people to think he's funny Got the emotional range of a carrot stick He's an avid vegetarian Rabid pedestrian Saving the world by drinking himself sick We all know that Brennan is a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Hey check out our dick Thinks he's hot shit on the bass But gonna take a hot shit on his face, yeah Oh yeah, that Brennan is a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Didn't I tell you Brennan's a dick Spread the word Brennan's a turd Call your congressman Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick Brennan's a dick