Hold My Beer

Well, we were down in Austin, Texas At the Hang 'em High Saloon Hitting the bars, pickin' on guitars And singin' out country tunes When some third-string Longhorn quarterback Said he wanted a piece of Wade Well, when it's two for one It's one for all So I jumped down off that stage Hold my beer This won't take long Step back, son Let me show you Just how it's done Well, I'm bulletproof Ten feet tall when I'm drinkin' Get to thinkin' that I'm Superman So you stay here And hold my beer Yeah, this one time, we were out in L.A. Shuttin' down the Sunset Strip We were sippin' on bubbles Lookin' for some trouble When a supermodel strutted on in Yeah, Randy told me, "That girl is famous" She's way, way over your head I bet you five hundred You can't get her number So I just smiled and said: Hold my beer This won't take long Step back, son Let me show you Just how it's done Well, I'm a Prince Charmin', Casanova Don Juan, Romeo A smooth talkin' ladies' man You stay here And hold my beer Well, good friends and bad decisions Just go hand in hand And it's good to know you got somebody Who's got your back And got your can Here, hold this man, you know what I'm talkin' about Oh, man! Yeah, well hold my beer This won't take long Step back, son And let us show you Just how it's done So don't be fakin' It's okay to be drinkin' And I'm gonna want it back again You stay here And hold my beer No, no, man You stay here Yeah, and hold my beer I got you, little buddy Good luck with that