Our Doors Are Open

Doo-wap Ba-ba-doo-wap Ba-ba-doo Ba-da-ba-da-doo-wap Welcome to Toyzone It's world-renowned The palace for all of your under-grown It's a pageant for the gallant Parents who are slightly imbalanced We're slashing prices 'Cause you've got vices That come in a variety of sizes You see deal I see a meal But only one of us is getting a steal Did you know if you spend money Your kids will love you maybe We're slashing prices It's brutality! Makes me question my morality 'Cause our doors are open To the public, don't you want it For us capitalists, we are honest Come for the scope and grandeur 'Cause our doors are open Trampling is part of the allure Yes our doors are open to you Wap-do Ba-ba-wap-do Ba-ba-wap Ba-da-ba-da-dwap-do You could've shopped any day But you chose today It's no wonder Here's your number Know your place in line I'll pay to move up! I never skim off the top It's also advisable That we're not liable for anyone who dies We'll gladly give you money I'll gladly take your money now I want the doll with the tummy Oh, don't we all and here is how you get The very thing you want The highest of holidays Comes but once a year I'm not talking 'bout the fat man and his reindeer It's the crème brûlée Following turkey day That requires a bottle of pepper spray Did you know you'll spend money 400 on average, quite seriously It's a factoid You can't escape boy Remember all your cheques are null and void When our doors burst open Your republic is on the market Your net worth is in my back pocket And it weighs my pants down As our doors thrust open I'm you annual entrepreneur Yes our doors are open Oh our doors are open Yes our doors are open Give us your fucking money Give us your fucking cash Give us your fucking money It's where it's at oh I, I, I like to Touch, touch, touch my money! Did you know if you spend money Your kids will love you maybe They're slashing prices IT'S INSANITY Do we have any morality When the doors are open Thank you very much for your generosity! Your donations are gladly accepted Good morning! YEAH