Speakin' Timber

This next segment demonstrates but a few of the many uses of wood That naturally occurring cellulose material that we often take for granted During the segment, count the variety of ways That you see that wood is actually being used They're calling. I'm hollering. They're troll'lolololn, ha! I'm loln You go get the drills You go get the screws Let's hop up on our saw Horse and make something huge This Lumber is creaking It's speaking to you Like it was wondering what we were Tinkering with or thinking to do Oh yay, I wanna half pipe No way, I wanna jump No wait, I wanna wall ride Whoa ay, I wanna bump Oh say, I wanna rail slide Bro, mane, I wanna hump So wait, I want it small Too late, I want it plump Slow it down, we got time to Go to town, first we gotta Know the how's, what's, why's But's before we throw it down Who's got the cash, who's Got the hash, who's got the Flask? Glug, glug, glug Glug, thanks I needed that First let's do some stretches Best bet, learn to get limber Then herbs do some blessing And get burnt to a Cinder Don't get too turnt Make it some work to remember Be a tree whisperer Please, speak in timber Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash, very good, have a drink Keep your freestyling to a Minimal, bad lines are criminal I'm giving you one last Chance to measure up, digital Sorry to be so reprimanding Like your granny, but there's Nothing worse than touching the sad Curves of a bad tranny Let the doctor operate All we want is Doctor grade, a PhD with a proper blade and OCD or you walk the plank Get off the ship, back to the Ditch with you kid, don't Bitch, it belittles bitches And we are all feministses Chicks are always welcome, except the Ones who're trying to sell some Unless you're into helping, keep your Feedback for the yelping Pussies aren't recommended But we wish them all the best Always hard as cement, maybe we're Better off in a sausage fest Reefer with some brewskis and a Teener two of two skis, just a Little dab'll do ya, stay Away from meth and roofie's, lots of Boards, boards, Dogtown needs its Lords, lords posers make us Bored, bored, groupies get Ignored, Lord, whores! Whores! Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash Carve, grind, slash, very good, have a drink