Switchstance (feat. Blaine Zapain)

Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about Three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history with J-Toth, Davey and folk rap Rob G Jump off your back foot, slide that front one Up your black grip, good, that back one comes Up with that kick, huh, nice, might grab mine Land, and back again, like nine lifetime's worth Of practice every day My athletic urges challenged in every way Gymnastic balance on a board that was made for surfing sidewalks Man I have to skate Just one rule oh, there are none fool Skate industrial pipes and any well drained pool Transitions, curbs, wall rides and big hills that make you drool Scooters make for perfect tools Catch a ride for a thirty foot tailslide Or off-road for a dirty foot hayride Eyes peeled for that officer who stays by Illegal ops like weed and gay pride Dude, did you see that new Bones Brigade skate video public domain with Ray Barbee and Frankie Hill? Yeah, have you seen shackle me not buy H Street yet? No way! Oh, there's a way What's this, Jason Lee busts the first tre flip? Not! Rodney popped them back when Jas was like yay big But didn't Templeton invents the alley impossible? Nope, Rodney, it was mission improbable He'd visualize a trick in his mind and press rewind And watch it eighty more times Before a try but he never really did that He'd just stick that trick and then switch stance Switchstance? Switch that trick up, what? You are saying he could flip that Goofy and regular? Nah, they must have taped those Frames from funny angles, no one can make no Switchstance that sick, I'm telling you dude Say it ain't so man Sorry I can see where this is going to go man Guess I'll strap up and hit the snow man Hey! Have you heard about Solomon Agha Breaks his ankle but still wants to skate So he learns all his tricks backwards? Old news bro Haven't you seen the plan B video? What? By the time my tre flip became poppable and my Impossibles wrapped around vertical and not horizontal The pros put in some burly work And up jumped the learning curve And they were doing it and doing it well When Colin McKay hit puberty it all jelled Gonz had only dabbled a little in competition But most didn't notice him switching Yeah, practice, practice Man this has its drawbacks, that's if I want to ride at the top of the ranks No thanks, but I let my soul hang Kickflip first then Switch flip, learned it! Another day you elusive switch tre It's a fact you will soon have to face someday Yeah, yeah I know, I know Thanks man, got it bro! Meanwhile, I'll style perfect melancholies with a smile God bless the child who Been had a little story named Paul Revere Just me and my story in my 14th year Writing by my hand, written up fast Careless copies to be xeroxed to get the wrap One lonely emcee I be Got multiple personalities The sun was beating down on my face and back My hair was getting blond my ears were getting black Looking for a world I ran into a high Her name was Mary Jane she said howdy, I said bye So, so that's a little story of our skating history Skaters and creators as far as the eye can see Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh