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Jihad!
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Hip-Hop/Rap
Jihad! was released on October 9, 2007 by Rhymesayers as a part of the album 11:11
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Album11:11
Release DateOctober 9, 2007
LabelRhymesayers
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM85

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mac Lethal
Mac Lethal
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mac Lethal
Mac Lethal
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mac Lethal
Mac Lethal
Producer

Lyrics

Boulevard beer and their corporate bosom
I'd rather drink with an agnostic woman
Applebee's and their corporate bosom
I'd rather drink with an atheist woman
Young Republicans and their corporate bosom
I'd rather drink with an agnostic woman
Hey Kansas City, no more drinking Boulevard beer, it's blind monkfish
Here we go!
Hey yo, Jerry Falwell's dead, everybody limbo!
Rap music is the new disco
I kick clothes down the stairs and laugh
A sound of paragraphs, so bee sting the butts
Of these chumps and the bling-bling that sucks
The phone goes ring ring, what's up, schmuck?
I'm here to save the day like I'm Ming Ming the duck
Y'all win the lotto and live foo-foo lives
The rest of us just gotta hope Bono from U2 dies
Blonde Abercrombie trophy wives run the world like
"Wow, Jennifer, did you lose weight? You go, girl!"
I mean, it's corny, it's filthy, so if you ever see me
And I'm driving in a minivan, then fuck it come and kill me
But sucker, y'all can't see me like Snuffleupagus
Now what the fuck is this? I wanna kiss, so pucker up your lips
The man will charm ya, I had it all when I was born
Like Jamie Lee Curtis and/or Ciara
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
Come on!
We gotta have a Jihad
We gotta have a Jihad
Come on!
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
Come on!
We gotta have a Jihad
Woo-ooh-ooh, hey!
I got a hangover I could sell to scientific research
I got my ass kicked last night so now my teeth hurt
But I can't purchase alcohol on Sundays, why?
'Cause they believe an invisible man's in the sky
Kirk Cameron thinks sinners need to burn in flames
I got a gun named Corey Feldman and a gun named Corey Haim
The third world war just started, take aim
They still think an invisible man is in the sky
Kansas City motherfuckers better go check your dead self
Driving through the hood getting road head from Fred Phelps
I'll interrupt family dinner during prayer like
"Uh, by the way, I'm an atheist and don't care"
The Honorable Reverend Ted Haggard got caught smoking
Meth with a male prostitute up in a Motel 6
The flow fell sick then sweet then unusual
I'll go back to church when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl
I wanna paint Linda sick dead words
Give me a canvas and the brain stem of Mitch Hedberg
And I'ma use it as my quill tip
I wanna take a couple drill bits
And build myself an easel with a skeleton of Bill Hicks
That's a good man right there, I'm serious
Dane Cook and his corporate puss too, hallelujah, brother!
Now bring me the female version of Charles Darwin
Uh, all hail George Carlin
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
Come on!
We gotta have a Jihad
We gotta have a Jihad
Come on!
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
Come on!
We gotta have a Jihad
Woo-ooh-ooh, hey!
Written by: Mac Lethal
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