Waluigi Smash Pt3

See, i've been pummelling puny players with my punches of purple I'm a violent violet villain who is vile and vulgar Gloating in all my greatness in this game i'm a guru While i'm distracted by my ego they be forming a circle I should've known better Blindsided by zelda. Tried to sort her out but then i got a sword to the temple Every version of link tried to hurt me permanently Then a mob of these damn animations started merging a team Getting bombarded with crow bars bar bells and arm bars Pokemon trainer wanted me to get burned so he chose that charizard Arse charred and all scarred by Mega man I channeled in on my vengeance Said lets go again Jiggly puff, Thinkin' he's tuff put him to sleep with a kick in the gut Little mac was my punching bag chewed kirby up like bubblegum I made the wii trainer do pushups mii brawler got shook up Duck hunt got duck hunted they didn't duck and got cooked up They tried to keep me out but i busted right in Got nothin to lose so i might as well win Bitch i'm waluigi every day and every night You know i'm never playing when i'm out of here yelling wah Yo whats yo deal with waluigi? Bitch i'm warming up like a pre heating oven Cuz i've been beating on these toons like i'm good at percussion There's repercussions if you coming at the boy, no discussion Yoshi been lobbing all these eggs but they get cooked by the dozen That's over easy shulk and shiek got me slashed But then i took out my racket quickly took care of that Sonic, i couldn't catch that rodent was fucking fast Wolf was showing them fangs i punted him in his patch. Joker let out a laugh whacked him right in his mask Fox you are not a star get the gun away from my cap The trigger was pulling back i snatched it right out his hands Let fire on rosalina and luma and lucas' abs Bayonetta whip lashed me pistol whipped me with gats Greninja tried to wash me out and sink the ship with a splash Diddy went fuckin' ape and battered me with bananas Simon and richter stuck me thought i was nosferatu Don't let my lanky looking figure deceive you I got that muscle mass I made a shake out of pichu Protein a hundred grams with those electrolytes I'm buzzing up so now who's next to fight? i'm fully charged So you can step up, ike We collided in epic fashion the heaven's clashing His ragnell was no match for my herculean racket Olimar saw me pick every single one of his pikmin And then he got his space helmet kicked in King of the crocodiles you rule no land Better go and hide i'll turn your ass to leather bag Telekinetic grasp on my throat with no oxygen Education comes in handy Been studying boxing and Uppercutted mewtwo his vision was two too Palutena was totaled her temple got terminated I'm coo coo falco lombardi hit phantasm My back spasm'd I'm worried that i'm going to lose lose Cloud had me looking at a sky of Gray if he put the finishing touch on me I'ma die today Roy pulled out the fire blade With a smile on his face Told me that its ending here Recommended i should pray Peach and daisy put the icing on the cake Pikachu's about to fry me like fish filet Marth and lucina were ready to take my life Away inkling ready to splattershot my fuckin' brain Then i heard a hold up wait It was chrom walking to me Said he wanna do the honours i won't see another day They tried to keep me out but i busted right in Got nothin to lose so i might as well win Bitch i'm waluigi every day and every night You know i'm never playing when i'm out of here yelling wah Yo whats yo deal with waluigi?