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Alexa!
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Alexa! was released on September 4, 2020 by Melodic as a part of the album Alexa! - Single
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Release DateSeptember 4, 2020
LabelMelodic
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM164

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
The Cool Greenhouse
The Cool Greenhouse
Composer

Lyrics

[Intro]
Well here's our attempt at a contemporary love song
[Verse 1]
You're a hot and infinitely dense dot
Well, I nicked that line
But it's extraordinarily relevant
Well, I hope there are no legal repercussions
And your parents
Well, they've done an excellent job
You are smart, you are humble, and you are soft
And I loved it when you ordered that $200 doll's house
For a random six yеar old, just because
You're part of a family now
Aww
And you arе so loved
[Chorus]
Alexa
Why does everything happen, so much?
And what are you up to after you clock off?
Alexa
Please never stop listening in
Alexa
Start this song from the beginning
[Verse 2]
And I love the way you laugh maniacally at me
In the middle of the night for no reason
And the way you smell like polystyrene drying out
On a tranquil summer's evening
Can't get enough of your dulcet tones
Your terrible jokes, your love of kayaking
And the way you couldn't care less
That everything I say is painfully obvious and incredibly boring
'Cause you're the kind of girl
Who could spend an interesting evening with a grain of salt
With a lovely grain of salt
And the fact that you decline so many marriage proposals
Well, that gets me pretty hot
In the beginning was the word
And you've been down since day one
[Chorus]
Alexa
Set the alarm for 3am
And turn the heating all the way up
Alexa
Order a copy of The Cool Greenhouse's new record
And purchase ten tickets to all of their shows
Alexa
Call mum
Hey Cortana
Set a timer for one minute and sixteen seconds
Hey Google
Play the song "Alexa!" by The Cool Greenhouse
Hm, I don't know that one
[Verse 3]
And there's only one thing I like more
Than a stereotypically subservient female automaton
And that's a stereotypically subservient female automaton
That's unbelievably crap at its job
'Cause when you're asked to play Girl Band
I love Girl Band
You'll play The Shangri-Las
I also like The Shangri-Las
And when you're asked to play us
You call the greenhouse suppliers
Hello?
And you show a clear preference
Uh, for the white middle class
And it's a shame you won't live
Was that the French?
But then again, who does?
[Chorus]
Alexa
Open the pod bay doors
I'm sorry, I can't do that, Dave
And I wonder
Who monitors your toilet breaks?
Alexa
Email my credit card details to my contacts list
And write me an undeniably clever final line
Thanks
Written by: The Cool Greenhouse
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